Sunday, December 28, 2008

What? A snow picnic?


Yes ,we occasionally have had snow picnics here at farm funnies
here is an idea for what would be good to bring to a breakfast picnic
After all the good holiday meals do you need to wake someone up to go with you on your picnic? Here is how

and please include the "little" ones others don't often notice

Job security for hard times, creative fun ways to earn $$$


Farm funnies, yep not only do I love our critters, but I love coaching people to their full potential..

Snow days give me time to not only go on photo shoots for great snow phot's but to "research" new ideas and concepts for you

I want to share a few of those I just discovered anew: These excellent video's are to help you think in new and creative ways to ways to add income to your budget.

Just watch how simple it can be and how these two plucky gals did it...

How to become a successful candy wrapper on a conveyer belt

Learn tecniques for doing commercials, promoting healthy veggimeatavitamins

Why not unleash talents and become famous with your own band.
Learn how by watch ing the band called hot chicken pickers
Don't let language be a barrier for you, learn how to polish your phone skills
no matter what language you speak, by using a simple book , even a child could do this, these two aliens will help you., unlock the keys to any language..
perhaps you are good at multitasking...These gals found a way to exercise,earn money,have fun dancing,entertaining,and fast efficient food prep , they both demonstrate how to crack enough eggs to make an omlet to feed a crowd in just seconds ALL of this at the same time, talk about using your skills and talents to promote you towards success...you go girls...
It's all in how you view things... is your glass half full or half empty
do you whistle while you work ,or are you a sleepy,dopey, grumpy?
Now roll up those sleeves for the new year, head over to my merryheart blog
or even some of the opportunities for health or your own business that I offer to help you with
can't get much better than that...Whatever you do enjoy your life, and have FUN!



Christmas gift returns, easy as pie, just call this #

So you recieved something that didn't fit, you can't use or didn't like.

Not to worry, perhaps these two brave souls will help you. They figured out a way to have
their salad dressing business have a turn around .

you simply had to call this phone number...who know's perhaps it will 'WORK' for returns?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu_2Hadt-s8

Piano playin chickens..sesame style


My chickens have watched this and watched this and they still aren't this good
If memory serves me correctly , it seems we had a bed like this comfy" one with the Mertz's
you know, those good ol' days when you are young, in love ,no money and backs that can take it.
I'm always on the look out for great recipes and I love to share them with you my dear readers
Today I thought I would share my favorite chef making two favorites of mine.
Chocolate mousse.... yum...
and just in time for our annual snow days donuts and hot chocolate : DONUTS
if you still have snow like we do, perhaps you can make some snow ice cream to use for this next
recipe, wow...ice cream soda's
I hope you enjoy these recipes as much as we do here at farm funnies :-)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

NOT SO HO HO HO...OH NO , SNOW ! and easy no fail pie crust rescipie





It was just a SIMPLE trip to town with our 4 wheel drive.., That's all...


Change into "town" clothes, smile, yes it will go ... oh no.... vrooooom.......spinnnnn.....sliddddeeee....spewwww.....get stuck,reverse, slidddeeeddd... go into ditch... back into work clothes, grab a shovel,uncover the tractor, get it started , LOOK OUT for the hot wire over the horse gate, lift gates buried in snow to open them, then lift back to close them, close horse gates,reopen them close them , call wife back from her hilarious photo "shoot" , hook suv to tractor, , pull ....only to get the tractor stuck too, tell wife to go away (well not exactly, but I did)

wow ...I got lots of nice snow shots, I also got stuck in the ditch up to my knees when I stepped into a snow bank off of the main road to town , hopefully to be SAFER ? from an oncoming vehicle. Thank goodness I didn't also need the tractor to get out of my snow bank...it was still stuck... Oh I hear it now, oops, photo shoot is over, back to see if I can "help?"

Tractor made it up the hill, and was headed back down ??? I am sludging my way behind yep the snow is over my boot tops, NICE...brrrr........

SUV take 2.... get on your mark get set.......vrooommmmm spinnnnn,sliddddeeee mud, snow and gravel spewing everywhere. AGAIN only worse...our gorgeous snow laden driveway where is it???

Stuck AGAIN...I said it was because of the red survey flag for our new home...after all every time any vehicle reached the FLAG it stopped. dig out SUV again,then drive backwards, hit a tree, hit a buried log alongside the driveway...almost hit gate, well this WAS a fun trip to town,after all....

What about going back up the hill for a video ( I missed the first time, I was so spellbound during the EVENT..)that suggestion came out of my mouth, the same time it dawned on me what a very bad idea it was, but up the hill , went hubby in suv....suv must be related to Thomas the train...I think I can ,I think I can, I know I can...vrooooom......slidddde,spinnn.....vrooooom....snow,gravel flying.....and to the top "she" went. only to get stuck again, shovel if you please ...anyone?

Umm ,,,hubby,,,,I thinketh ...ummm...thou mayest.... shouldest ....letteth... sleeping suv's be. Finally very tired, hubby agreed to try later, WHEW, I was relieved, hubby was beginning to worry me... Good thing this was a "dry" run to town...since we didn't get out of our drive, Snow in our near future? Yep, 4 more inches predicted tonight...I do love snow, but maybe we have enough now, for where we live?

can I bake a cherry pie ,billy boy ,billy boy? yes I can and so I will, I'm still a young thing , and I really left my mother... after all it is Christmas eve tomorrow, we may lose electricity yet, and one of my kids really does enjoy a cherry pie, and of course pumpkin pie for the other "tooths"yum.

Did you know pumpkin is extremely good for dogs indigestion? I often add about 1/4 cup of canned pumpkin to the dogs food ( they do like it better when it is pie form, so I baked the left over filling in a small oven proof bowl to "serve" for a "snack" for the lil pups :-) barky bark...

Easy no fail pie crust recipe : (so easy even a kid can do it)

When I was a young bride, i watched a lot of cooking shows for ideas to become a better cook...this recipe has become a standby, prepared it has "gone" to school pie sales,church bake sales ,pie socials and potlucks,family gatherings,and potlucks,to homes in pain or struggles. May it serve you well too.

for a two crust pie, 2 1 crust pies or for baked shells.(can double or triple recipe)

2 cups of flour cut in 1 cup of (originally called for shortening) I use butter or lard 1/2 cup of cold water , this will be a shade dough, gather and turn out on a well floured board, knead a few times (about 10) divide in half (divide accordingly if you increased the recipe, if you double it you can easily get 2 two crusts and 1 single crust pies out of the dough

pat out your circle of dough ,flour your rolling pin ( I use a marble rolling pin, it is so much nicer) rolling from middle of the circle outwards, roll out your dough when it is the right size kind of roll onto your rolling pin and lift it to your pan and "roll" onto it, slightly press in pan and crimp the edges if it is for a single crust or to be a baked crust (prick with a fork if it is, and set an empty pie dish inside the dough, set a soup can half full with water in the empty pan)

bake 425 degrees 12-15 min

Gift ideas for next year

WATER:If you are stranded like we have been, and haven't finished your shopping you can still give a wonderful gift, check out the link to Abba Stories where you can find how you can give a gift of water....this one would fit my merryheartblog

Goats,Chickens,Heifer: I've been considering this one myself , it seems appropriate for my farmfunnies blog... http://www.heifer.com/ , I shared this idea with client/great new friend ,since she was stranded too. She went a step farther, each of her kids is getting either chickens or a goat in their Christmas stocking (ok, ok a card with a picture of one), what a great idea Carole :-)