Farm Funnies

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dancing,dancing, I wanna dance...

Malahara...and Czar....

Guess what mom wants to do next?

Give up???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XAlfM-OI94

Saturday, March 20, 2010

almost cornbread... glute free,low carb,high fiber&omega 3..flaxseed biscuits

Recipie is below farm funnies story...

Oh mama dear ...see here, see hear, our mittens we have found..
WHAT ? found your mittens you darling little kittens...
Farm funnies mom will make some pie...

Well ,I didn't make any pie, but I did make a delightful
new biscut recipie for breakfast .. it calls for something that is very good for us..
FLAX seed..yep and what a fun way to use them .
These treasures are high in fiber,omega 3 and WOW low in carbs

So what does this mean? It means if you are not in the middle of
our 5&1 (what farm funnies mom and pop used for our amazing weight loss journey that was fast,safe,easy,physician apporoved to get us >>>>>THERE<<<<< YAY ! )
then this is something you could enjoy, just like us :-) ...
I will be sharing more yummy,healthy recipies..that PASS
the farm funnies "gantlet" test, so you better get on my list :-)

Anyways...THIS recipie MADE it....
It made a really decent low carb biscuit to go along with our farm fresh eggs.

Perhaps if you are really good, you might even be able to enjoy some of our fresh churned butter from one of our sweet Jersey cows, well I confess we are cow less right now..so you'll have to settle for real butter from the store, just like we did...

Using butter would depend on how you wanted to spend your
calories...or what extra activities you wanted to do to use up any excess calories...
farm funnies mom and pop worked outside today moving some corral panels , pop fixed our lawnmower and mom mowed..
( Good thing he was gone when I ran across an old buried cable, and killed the engine..
umm I was suppose to only mow the front yard until he returned, since the battery was not working well..sigh

I jacked the mower up (praying I could get it all done before he came back from town, I never enjoy the I told you so's) I got some cable cutters and viola' set 'er free, but I couldn't get the mower to start so we had to push it (again) to one of our cars for a JUMP. hubby said why did you do that..umm duh..because I wanted to get stuck and crawl on the ground to get the cable out of the blades..why else? ( I didn't tell him about when I was mowing beside the house where the ground was soft and going down a small hill and I got stuck and kind of stepped of while holding the seat down so the engine wouldn't get "killed" again to lighten it enough to get it unstuck and it nearly took of with out me..YIKES...life is never dull here on the farm.
That's how we were able to have spend some extra calories today,now what about you?
It is your choice after all...so as Yoda would say...master Luke...choose wisely :-).....
I think these little kittens are choosing some warm milk, don't you?..

I tried these biscuits ..some with butter, some with honey, and last but not least..
for old times sake I crumbled one up into a glass and added some milk...YUM...very close to my favorite cornbread recipie..( the recipie I make isn't the light fluffy one, I like the dense stick to your ribs kind)

heat your oven to 350 degreees...
use your coffee grinder to grind up a little over 1 cup of flax seeds into a fine meal
you will need 2 cups of meal

add 1 Tbsp of alumaninum free baking powder and 1 tsp iodized sea salt
add 2 pkts( the small ones you use for coffee) of stevia
5 farm fresh eggs (ok, ok I guess store bought eggs would work :-)
1/2 cup water and 1/3 cup of cold pressed olive oil
stir this all together and place on a cookie sheet that has been sprayed with cooking spray.
spread it out to form a rectangle, but not to the edges, you don't want it too thin..
eyeball it so you will be able to get 12 nice biscuts. bake 20 min ,cut into 12 biscuts..YUM

12 biscuts,185 cal each 6 gms protein, 5g fiber..only .7 gms of effective carbs

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

KING KONG NUTTY killer bars...

KING KONG NUTTY Killer Bars

1/2 c butter melted

2 c graham crumbs

1 c chocolate chips

1 c butterscotch chips, (try pb butter chips),

1 c shred (try flk)coconut

1 c chp mac nuts, (try other nuts too),

15 oz sweet cond milk ( mix 1 c pwd milk,2/3 c sugar,3 T butter,1/3 c boiling water

blend til smooth ,thick and sug is completely dissolved, put in jar with lid

store in fridge ,until ready to use ( or you can "cheat" and buy a can of sweet cond milk
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pour butter in 9 x 13 inch pan.

sprinkle crumbs over butter and press in ..

mix choc & butterscotch chips, coconut, & nuts, sprinkle over crumbs .

Pour sweet cond milk over top.

Bake at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes. Cool , cut into bars

I am working on a recipie for a SUPER KING KONG NUTTY KILLER BAR... so stay "tuned"

NEWs flash...hey...

I am so excited... this non techie farm "mom" just set figured out

how to set up her personalized WOW site...ALL by MYSELF !

It was as simple as going SHOPPING.

I just put "it" in my online shopping BASKET,

filled in a couple of things ..

DUH.... LIKE my name, address, etc.

Then clicked check out.... VIOLA' a new site was "born"

It has been a fun WOW ride..I earned over $100 my very first week..

as we often hear coach Curt say... let the "revolution" begin ...

FUNNY I just thought of the Boston Tea Party

everyone was upset with the unfair tax on tea, and dumped tea overboard...

The internet and phone bills are ridiculous...so a new revolution has begun..
we are throwing the bills overboard...

it's simple... refer three- get yours free :-)

( a secret just between you and me...I haven't told my team members....

I have no idea how to use my new phone (yet)YIKES !

ahem... what they don't know won't "hurt" them (or me :-), meantime I am "cramming" info like crazy )

Spring is... well ...springing ....

our farm stuff is keeping me hopping too,

TaDa 'we" hatched two darling baby canaries yesterday..mom and babies are doing well...

TOMORROW , TOMORROW I will try to figure out the http://www.wysiwygwebbuilder.com/

This is something my more internet savvy WOWmobile team members are using...

I really want to get up a customized site for my WOW team
and WaHoo one for my Alpaca's..

I have a great idea for starring .... ROCKY.... our newest alpaca cria ( baby).

His registration came in the mail today..Go ROCKY...

See how much fun I am having as I enjoy life, challenges ,while earning money...

are you sure you don't want to come along for the "ride?" :-)

You may have better ideas, I'd enjoy hearing them..but if not...
here are some choices for you : cut off your monthly phone & internet "support" ,
"grab" a cool new phone ,start your own business, lose weight in time for summer,

OR....grab an apple picker... never a dull minute because

one way or the other.. here at farm funnies we are enjoying life and ahem...cleaning up !

What about you?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The dreaded sock monster,and side kick lil' MLM "bunny trail" ..akka time thief

SHAZAMM like a bolt out of the blue..

the sock monstor and MLM bunny trail has been "captured"

Below is a silly just for fun letter I wrote to one of my kids early this a.m.

After reading it to look for corrections I might need to make, I thought some of you would relate to it ,

so I decided to post it here at my farm funnies as an example of how easily we can justify how our time is spent...

After all, we all have a tendancy to do it don't we?

You know make excuses,get side tracked,justify our little bunny trails

THEN comfort ourselves with I am BUSY..I am WORKING..I am ,I am.. I've been on this computer for "hours" SEE.. my brain is tired, I need a nap, some chocolate, a MOMMY,to give me a magic kiss and make it all better..to make this WORK..

...honestly, this is why so many of us buy THE magic "bullet" for success....(honestly there isn't one)

BUT ...There is HOPE... really..

Yes , there is hope to overcome the bunny trails...

You need a system and accountability..you may need a coach..a coach will assit you with..

I will share these ways in another post..

after reading the letter below you may notice I really do have some horses awaiting their breakfast, it's not very late now, but if I take time to share much more it will be..

I just know you don't want hungry horses on your conscious now do you?

p.s. if you really want help now, you can click on either my liberty or safe weightloss links and with a little sluething find a way to contact me,(phone or e-mail)..

I know,I know,(to my network marketing friends..I need to get my "opt" in 'stuff" in my blog..

hey I have HAY to feed.(lions and tigers and bears..OH MY is that a lil "bunny trail too"?.:-)...

OK OK..I'll see about doing that, I do know where the info is to assist me in accomplishing this)

At farm funnies we(critters too) believe in hugs...

so ...Hugs for a great day

a.m. letter to son

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ohhhh I wish you'd called me...I got off internet and went to bed early ( hadn't felt good all day...cold ...achy ...I think I am FIGHTING a bug..here's to hoping WE win..not so sure...just sitting here this a.m. feelin' kinda dizzy...

ha "we'll" see how "that" goes when I get up and go outside to toss hay to the horses...I am still cold & achy all over, I keep thinking it will get warmer..but it's only getting later. When I got up this a.m. I thought ok it's probably just the cold weather making me feel achy ...hmmmmm, I noticed breakfast isn't really all that "happy" either

double hmmmmm.......,

BOTTOM LINE...after my "whining on line ...or is that line whining or hmmm lining my whining ...hmmm I guess even when "mom" is feeling like whining on line..her humor remains ummmm rather "bazaar???"

or maybe that is due to making my mind whirl from my one by one filtering of on line files ....which are way too many... looking to see what I don't remember I already have...

consequently requiring applications related to the constant need to overcome my "bunny trailing" tendencies...sigh....

One gold star for the day... I see I am learning how to capture the lil bunny and remain focused much longer...

..YIKES , sneaky "bunny" ...now I'm chasing the bunny in the form of what should be simple reply....GOTTCH BUNNY....duh....

I will make sure your box is "covered" I'll cover your request,umm gottcha covered...awwww..is that a baby "bunny"? ( I am really just feeling like being silly and you are "here" aren't you glad..(well if you actually read this you are)

I am going out in a bit and I will see how your box looks...yay that works...no more rhyming ..I mean it...........ummm anyone have a peanut? oh yeah how about peanut butter?

umm p---nut pnut butter JELLY...JELLY

bleah...now I really feel sick.............NO p-nut butter...just writing it made me feel dizzy............

I want a blankie............and all of my STUFF done via by some osmosis thot process....just for today...........

hmmmm ...think think...retro active osmosis system generator to accomplish the tasks at hand..not working..MALFUNCTION,delete..NO NO, computer..I see what you are doing..mind melding you think you will delete..AHA..BACK bACK away with you...NO.. not "that" either..( I just saw how you "stuck" some important things into files totally not related,plus you didn't LISTEN and put a name on them I needed in order to see where you would possible put or.. I know HID them..)

OSMOSIS do it for me......I do not see the horses being fed,the WET pile of clothes getting on hangers and above the stove by their selves

HUH???? I do hear rustling in the sink... is "it" working??? NO>>not that ,more dirty dishes..how do they do it??? I declare..I know those dishes are in cahoots and have an invisible replicating system..

I think they are related to the sock monster..you know the one who has a way to make sure there is only one of each pair that makes it through the wash cycle, and the monster makes darn sure none of the single individuals who MAKE it through the was are remotely related.....

ahhhhh...enough rambling...I love ya...mom